Belly Laugh Riddles and Puns for Kids by Sky Pony Press

Belly Laugh Riddles and Puns for Kids by Sky Pony Press

Author:Sky Pony Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2016-10-15T00:00:00+00:00


Oranges are very a-peeling.

Q: What’s the difference between electricity and lightning?

A: You don’t have to pay for lightning.

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

A: There’s a fan in every seat.

People love crazy glue. They’re very attached to it.

Q: What has waves but isn’t the ocean?

A: Hair.

Q: What has teeth but can’t bite?

A: A comb.

Q: What falls but never breaks?

A: Night.

The old batteries were distributed free of charge.

Q: What breaks but never falls?

A: Day.



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